Radom Thoughts: Movies

So I’ve been watching movies of late. Netflix has dropped a whole bunch of (shudder) Hallmark style holiday romcoms and I (god I don’t believe I’m admitting this. I’m never going to live this down, am I?) have watched pretty much all of them. I could probably come up with a lengthy essay about that all on its own, but that’s not where I’m going with this.

I want to talk about the multiverse. You know, that theory that claims that there are many, many universes out there. All of them just like this universe, only a bit different here and there. Somewhere out there is another universe where you’re filthy rich and Musk is your personal toenail trimmer. Or where you are a small, intelligent duck named Roger who lives in his mother’s basement. Or where you’re a ferret herder in Canada. You get the idea.

Specifically I want to talk about the movie industry and the multiverse.

So let’s get back on track, shall we? One of the reasons why I was watching those romcoms was because I needed to do something to recover from watching the Deadpool/Wolverine movie that I’d watched earlier. After watching two hours of bad jokes, dozens of disembowelings, beheadings, and an eventual body count that that surpassed that of a small war, I needed to do something to get all that gore out of my head.

For those of you who have been living in a cave for the last year or so, the biggest event in the movie industry (arguably) was Marvel/Disney dropping the new Deadpool movie on an unsuspecting public. And if you aren’t a fan of the franchise, you probably don’t know why this was such a big deal.

After the wildly successful Avengers movies, Marvel put out a few flicks that were, to be blunt, stinkers. The Eternals did badly. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings was disappointing. Instead of following up the mildly successful Captain Marvel movie with a decent sequel, we got something called “The Marvels”. I’m still not quite sure what Marvel was trying to do with that movie. And as for poor Thor… The last time we saw Thor he’d been partnered up with a 9 year old girl. Seriously. They’re apparently trying to turn Thor into a kids show? The last Dr. Strange movie was – was just odd.

So basically Marvel needed to do something. They needed to do something big. And even more importantly, they needed to do something to make gobs and gobs of money because they got bought by Disney and Disney needs the money. Keeping Walt on ice in the secret vault under the Magic Kingdom ain’t cheap, after all. The only two superheroes whose careers Marvel hadn’t ruined yet and which were pretty much guaranteed box office gold were Deadpool and Wolverine. So, someone said, let’s team the two of them up! Our two most popular characters, the only ones who’s reputations and careers we haven’t driven into the muck yet, together in one massive blockbuster movie? Heck, they could have put DeadPool and Wolverine in tutus dancing in Swan Lake for two hours and a lot of fanboys would pay money to see it.

There was only one problem. Wolverine/Logan was very, very dead. A fact that was abundantly made clear when in the opening minutes of the movie we see Deadpool using Logan’s rotting corpse to dispatch several dozen bad guys in a variety of very entertaining ways.

No problem, though. This is Marvel, after all. Need to replace a hero who was killed off in the previous movie to make people all weepy and sad? Just trot off to an alternative universe and find a new one.

Yes, more “multiverse” crap. Sigh… Kill off your hero? No problem, just pop into a different universe and find the alternative version of said hero. There are apparently an infinite number of them. Just whip out your Walmart alternative universe twiddler and pop off and bobs your uncle. Take your pick…

Sigh… Look, okay, it was kind of neat the first time they pulled this stunt but it got old fast. Both Marvel and DC have been pulling this crap for years now and we’re getting tired of it. It’s hard to get movie goers to invest emotionally in the tragic death of a character when we know damn well that chances are good that in the next film they’re going to whip out another one brought in from an alternative universe.

So stop it. Just stop it. Okay?

Is Abnormal The New Normal?

So, it’s October 29. Deep into fall. Frost on the pumpkin and all that.

About that frost thing…

It’s sunny, blustery, and about 78° and on its way to 82° the weather guy said and I’m tempted to turn the air conditioning back on. Wisconsin is known for it’s odd weather but this?

I have cilantro and tiny onions sprouting from seed out in the raised beds.

I have dill sprouting

And my parsley looks like this:

Oh, and the rose bush out front was starting to go dormant but has now decided it’s going to start flowering again.

This is just ain’t right.

Random Thoughts: Stuff We Know That’s A Lie

The List of Health Fallacies Continues to Grow

Being mumble mumble years old, I’ve lived through dozens, perhaps even hundreds of claims about what is or is not good for your health, only to see many of those claims turn out to be blatantly, even ridiculously wrong. The latest is the standing desk. That’s what got this train of thought started.

A few years ago someone had one of those “Aha!” moments. People who have a sedentary lifestyle generally have shorter life spans and poorer health than those who are physically active, they thought. So that must mean that sitting at a desk in an office all the time must be bad for your health, they thought. So we need to throw all of our traditional desks and chairs out and get desks that make us stand up all the time. You’ll burn more calories, get more exercise and generally it will improve your health. And almost immediately many people jumped on the bandwagon, especially the desk manufacturers who saw the opportunity to scam sell standing desks to company managers who dearly love to torment and torture their employees and otherwise make their lives a living hell.

(Sidenote: Even worse is the abomination known as the walking desk. This is a desk where you not only have to stand up, but it also has a treadmill built into it so you have to walk while you’re trying to work. There is a special circle in Hell just for people who come up with this kind of crap. At least I hope there is. Right alongside of the same bunch who came up with the “poverty simulator” the school district I worked at forced all employees to attend where underpaid school employees who were, in fact, already poor, were forced to pretend they were even more poor for an entire afternoon.)

But those of us who have ever worked in the grocery store or retail store environment would have immediately laughed you out of the room if anyone had bothered to ask us. One of the leading causes of workman’s compensation claims by employees at grocery stores and other retail businesses is physical injury caused by… Guess what? Yeah, standing for prolonged periods of time. Lower back injuries, knee injuries, ankle and foot injuries, deep vein thrombosis, other circulation problems… The list goes on and on. New studies indicate that working at a standing desk does nothing to improve cardiovascular health and can even cause significant health problems.

So standing/walking desks join a long list of other nonsense that have made their way into the “it’s good for you” world of nonsense. Here are a few others.

Coffee has long been claimed to cause all sorts of health problems ranging form sleeplessness to cancer. While it will indeed keep you from sleeping, the rest is complete nonsense. We now know that moderate coffee consumption has many significant health benefits. It seems to help to prevent some types of cancers. It seems to prevent or at least delay or make less serious some kinds of dementia.

Stretching before exercising? Doesn’t seem to do any good at all. It might feel good, might seem to make sense in a way, but in actual clinical studies it did not reduce the number of injuries when done before strenuous exercise. In fact, in some cases stretching before doing proper warmups sometimes actually caused injuries.

Milk? All that stuff about how good it is for you? Yeah, well… Sorry, no. Milk does provide a lot of nutrition, but all of that nutrition can be obtained from other sources easily. You don’t need milk. You certainly don’t need it for bone health. In fact, studies have shown that people who consume large amounts of milk actually have more fractures and bone health issues than those who drink little or no milk.

How about cholesterol? Eating foods high in cholesterol has little or no effect on your blood cholesterol levels so avoiding those foods does little or nothing to reduce your blood cholesterol levels. The reason why is that your body needs cholesterol. Needs it so much that it makes its own. There are some exceptions for some people with a particular genetic heritage, but generally speaking dietary cholesterol has little or no effect on blood cholesterol. A diet high in saturated fats can increase your blood cholesterol, but except for a minority of people who have that specific genetic situation, eating foods high in cholesterol has little or no effect on blood cholesterol.

We all know that a glass of wine occasionally is a good thing, right? Wrong. So many people bought into that nonsense that even my doctor was advising me to have one or two drinks a week even though I can’t stand the stuff. He, and they, were wrong. A more careful examination of the data used to indicate that there was some kind of health advantage to drinking certain types of alcohol like red wine has proven that those benefits were illusory. All that guff about the antioxidants in wine being good for you? Yeah, the problem with that is that for you to get enough of those antioxidants to do any good you’d have to drink gallons of the stuff every day. What it boils down to is that there is no health benefit from even moderate consumption of any type of alcoholic beverage, and alcohol consumption at any level causes an increased risk of cancer.

But enough. I’m getting bored and I’m sure you are too.

Coming Up!

Yes, I’m still alive. Yes, I’m still fiddling around with stuff, but I’ve been so busy with gardening and other summer stuff I haven’t had time to do much writing. Plus my laziness index seems to have gone up significantly lately, so there’s that.

I’ve got several projects in the works. I’m building an 8 legged robot because why not.

I’ve also decided I hate my bedroom clock so I’ve decided to build my own clock radio using a clock module I got from Ukraine that uses some kind of Cold War era electro luminescent numeric display salvaged from some kind of old Russian hardware and an AM/FM radio kit that comes as a bare circuit board that I have to put together myself because, well, also why not?

I still need to get my off center fed dipole up before the snow flies. I like the mag loop antenna a lot but I need the OCFD not just for amateur radio but also for short wave broadcast band listening. And to get that up I have to dig a hole to put in a 16 foot post, pour cement and… I did mention I’m lazy, right?

Wait A Minute… It’s Fall Already? How The Hell Did That Happen?

I know, I know… It’s been a long, long time since I wrote anything here. Here it is mid September already? Where the heck did the summer go?

It was an incredibly busy summer here. Busy in a good way, though. The gardens were spectacular this year, but everything except the tomatoes and squash are finished up for the season and we’ve been working on cleaning out the beds.

We processed the last of the beets and carrots this past week. We have enough carrots, beets, peppers and beans in the freezer to last us for at least a whole year, I think.

The tomatoes just don’t want to stop, though. The darned things are still producing like crazy and we’ve already put up something like 30 or 40 pints of spaghetti sauce, pizza sauce, marinara sauce, bloody mary mix, etc. More than enough to last us an entire year. But the darned things are still going.

We just picked these yesterday and by the end of the week we’ll probably have two times this many ready to pick.

We can’t use them any more so whatever we’re getting from now on is going to the local food pantry and St. Vincent de Paul. They said they’ll take whatever extra we have.

That’s the celery in there. That bed is 4 ft wide and 8 ft long and it’s almost solid celery plants except for the onions around the outside

We put in a whole bed full of celery more or less as an experiment and even that was wildly successful. And the flavor was amazing. We used a lot of it ourselves in sauces, froze some, and gave the rest away.

One thing I am really going to miss is smelling the sauces simmering away all day. There were days when walking into the house was like walking into an Italian restaurant with the whole place filled with the aroma of basil, thyme, garlic, onions and tomatoes simmering away.

Now that the canning season is finally over things aren’t quite as hectic here.

MrsGF and I both got in to get our flu shots and the new Covid vaccine. Covid is rearing its ugly head once again. Hospitalizations are skyrocketing. Local hospitals and clinics are requiring people to wear masks when coming in their buildings again, etc. It’s getting nasty out there.

It’s Time!!!

It’s time to turn this:

Into this.

Finally the tomatoes are coming ripe! We started early this morning, picking tomatoes and basil and prepping garlic, celery, peppers and onions, all from our own gardens, to simmer all day to make pasta sauce. Dear lord it smells good! It’s not even close to being done yet but I keep sneaking tastes.

This year everything in that pot up there came from our gardens. The only thing we’ll have to add is oregano, salt and pepper. Everything else we grew ourselves. All the work we put in is finally paying off, and it’s worth every hour we spent out there tending the gardens. Not only does it taste enormously better than what you can buy, there is the enormous satisfaction of knowing we grew everything that’s going to be in those jars once we’re done canning the sauce.

We generally make enough pasta sauce, chili sauce and canned tomatoes to last us the entire year but we ran short in early summer and had to resort to buying pasta sauce and it was horrible. It was both too sweet and too sour, at the same time, too salty, and utterly lacking in in flavor. I’m afraid most of it ended up going down the drain. We’re spoiled, I guess.

It looks like we are going to have more than enough tomatoes this year to let us stock up.

A few years ago we started using a 6 quart Nesco roaster to cook everything up. It makes a nice sized batch, is easy to work with, easy to control the heat, easy to clean up afterwards and keeps the stove top free so we can still cook and then later prep for canning.

Hmm, I think it’s time for another taste just to make sure the spices are right…

Flowers

The other day I was taking photos out in the gardens and the light was just about perfect so here are three of my favorite photos. You should be able to see the images in full size if you click on the photo.

I love zinnias almost as much as I love irises. There are at least a dozen different varieties in the mix MrsGF put in back around the old stump.

Something, we aren’t sure what, has been eating the buds off our lilies but this one somehow managed to survive.

And then there’s this one, which is my personal favorite.

Just look at the color on that little poppy. It’s so brilliant that it almost glows.

That’s it for now.

Garden Catch Up, Kindle

Well it’s mid summer now and things are getting a bit hectic out in the gardens. We’ve been harvesting carrots and some of the celery. We spent the morning blanching carrots, dicing them and freezing them. And I forget how many packages of diced celery we tucked away in the freezer. So far the gardens are embarrassingly prolific out there.

We’ve also been harvesting banana peppers for a good week now as well. They’re beautiful this year. The bell peppers aren’t as advanced yet but in another week we’ll be picking those as well.

We put in two or three jalapeno plants, a variety that is supposed to be just as flavorful but with less heat than a standard jalapeno. We got a couple of early ones already and they live up to the claim. Absolutely delicious with just enough heat to them to let you know they’re a jalapeno. The way they’re looking we’re going to be up to our ears in Jalapeno peppers as well in a week or so.

The butternut squash are spreading out over the grass. There are a few flowers in there but not a lot. That’s okay. They’re growing slower because there’s more shade there.

The cucumbers are doing pretty well despite the fact that they were literally underwater briefly a couple of weeks ago. These are coming on a bit slower than I’d thought they would, but they get a lot of shade back there so that’s been slowing things down a bit. These are a pickling variety. I found two baby ones yesterday and, alas, I ate them before I remembered I should have taken a photo for this. Oh, well. They were delicious, though <grin>

The pole beans… Good grief, just look at ’em up there.

And the tomatoes… It’s hard to tell size from that photo up there but those plants are four to four and a half feet tall and at least five feet around, and absolutely loaded with little baby tomatoes. BTW, that’s basil down there in front of the tomatoes.

The almost non stop rain we’ve endured since early spring seems to have finally abated and we seem to be back to a more normal weather pattern. Things were definitely too wet so it’s good to see it starting to dry out a bit. But at the same time it’s more work for us because now we have to start watering everything almost every day, especially the raised beds.

Kindle

What brought this up is that my old Kindle died the other day and I had to buy a new one. Nothing exceptional about the new one. It’s pretty much exactly the same as the old one except this one supports wireless charging, which is nice. But when my old one died, I briefly considered not getting a new one when I realized how addicted to the damned thing. I read a lot. I mean seriously a lot. If I had to buy paper copies of all the books and other materials I read there wouldn’t be room in the house for furniture, the cats, me, MrsGF, etc. And in any case the vast majority of books I read are only going to be read once anyway and then I’d either have to make room for a paper copy I’ll never read again or dispose of it somehow by recycling it or giving it away. If I find a book I especially like I’ll probably buy an actual physical copy. But for most of them it’s going to be a Kindle edition.

Now I could read the stuff on my iPhone, but the screen is inconveniently small. Plus I’d rather use my phone’s battery capacity for more important things like communicating with people or watching cat videos on Youtube. I could read on the iPad, but it’s actually too big and awkward. The Kindle is a nice, compact size, weighs hardly nothing, and the display is easy to read and because it’s an e-ink display there’s no annoying backlighting to strain the eyes.

The biggest issue I have with the Kindle is this: Why the blazes are Kindle editions of books so effwording expensive? The majority of the cost of publishing a book comes from printing physical copies on actual paper, binding them, warehousing them, shipping them, getting them into stores, delivering them to the readers, etc. The cost of publishing an ebook on the other hand has none of that. A bit of money goes to the author (a very, very, very small bit). Some of it goes to an editor who has to proof read the thing and perhaps do some formatting. Some of it goes to marketing. And that’s it. There is no printing costs, no warehousing costs, no paper costs, no distributing costs, nothing. So why do I have to pay $24 for an ebook copy of of a book that that i could get in a paper copy for $25?

Catching Up: Gardens, Flowers and a Norton. Wait, Did He Say Norton?

Weather around here has been odd, to say the least. We went from the dryest summer we had in decades with a full blown drought, to a dry, winter that was one of the warmest on record, to a cool, rainy spring and moved now into a muggy, rainy summer. The rivers around here that were literally bone dry last summer are full to overflowing and the ground is so saturated that even a light shower results in flash flood warnings being issued.

Crops out in the farm fields around here look, well, they’re horrible. There’s no other way to put it. Except for a few fields which are on high ground and well drained just about everything is stunted and looking pretty sad because of the almost non-stop rain we’ve been getting.

Still, here at grouchyfarmer.com’s palatial headquarters, the gardens are doing pretty much fantastic. The raspberries are in full swing right now. We don’t have a lot of them but the ones we do have are doing the best I’ve ever seen them. Big, lush, juicy fruits with intense flavor.

The cucumbers are looking great as well. They’re in full flower right now. All the varieties of peppers we put in are already starting to produce fruit and some are even getting big enough to pick here pretty soon. When I was out in the heat mowing lawn this afternoon I saw some banana peppers almost 5 inches long, just about the perfect size for eating fresh.

The flowering plants have been doing great as well. We tried something a bit silly with the stump from the old ash tree out back. We built a sort of retaining wall with round blocks of wood cut from the tree itself, filled it with dirt, and planted it with zinnias and wild flowers just to see what would happen. And this is the result.

I don’t know about you, but I’m enormously pleased with the results. Once the rest of the zinnias start to flower that’s going to be amazing.

Okay, the Norton. What’s a Norton, you ask? It’s a classic British motorcycle manufacturer. Back in the day I owned a 1968 750 Norton that I had a love/hate relationship with. It was temperamental, had one of the worst electrical systems ever devised by man, vibrated so badly every nut and bolt and screw on it had to be wired down so they didn’t fall off, was almost impossible to start when it got moody, and the exhaust system fell off on a regular basis. People would see me sitting at the side of the road having a smoke with the bike and stop and ask if I needed help. Nope, I’d say. Just waiting for the damned exhaust to cool down, and I’d point to the exhaust pipes laying in the ditch.

In other words it was pretty much a classic British motorcycle.

Great fun, that bike. I eventually sold it for $400. I heard later that two days after I sold it the new owner had neglected to follow any of the warnings I’d given him about preventative maintenance and the care and feeding of Brit bikes and had almost immediately run the engine tight. Sigh…

So that brings me to this.

Yeah. It’s a Norton. A 1973 850 Commando. Despite the way it looks, it is all there. The seat, gas tanks and everything else are all there. Somewhere. And apparently it’s mine. I guess. Maybe. It’s a bit up in the air at the moment. It belonged to my late best friend and brother in law John who died two years ago. I don’t know where he got it or what he was doing with it because he was strictly a Harley guy. His wife, also one of my best friends and my wife’s sister, wants to get rid of it. It was sitting in the garage covered with a sheet and since all of John’s friends are Harley guys, nobody seems to want to buy it or even deal with an old British bike. So it might be mine. Maybe? We’ll see.

Damn, I’m tempted…