In the last 72 hours I have been invited to go to a drag queen reading hour at a public library, a nude bean bag tournament, a gospel music festival, and a goat milking contest.
In the last 72 hours I have been invited to go to a drag queen reading hour at a public library, a nude bean bag tournament, a gospel music festival, and a goat milking contest.
So, we were having this conversation and I suddenly realized we were having a rather serious discussion as to what to do if Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young got in the basement with its thousand young. How do you get rid of a thousand baby outer gods? What do they even look like? What do they eat? Can you put out bait for them? Trap them?
Then someone came up with the idea of feeding them politicians. It probably wouldn’t kill either Shub-Niggurath or she/he/its thousand young, but at least we’d be rid of a few politicians..
That’s when I began to suspect I might have very peculiar friends. Indeed, there are suspicions that I might be peculiar myself.
Now, where did I put the Shub-Niggurath trap…